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Talking Turkey

 

Think of Christmas,

Merry Christmas,

From a turkey's point of view

And you might wish Father Christmas

Had some other job to do!

 

You would loathe the sound of sleigh bells,

You would hate the sight of holly,

Think of Christmas as a turkey

And you wouldn't be so jolly!

 

Think of Christmas,

Happy Christmas,

Think of all you're going to eat!

Mincepies, Chocolate logs

The fruit!

The nuts!

The sweets!

 

Then think of Christmas

From the turkey's point of view,

Instead of singing carols

You get sauce poured over you!

 

Think of Christmas, Merry Christmas,

The cards, the tree and stockings,

Think of Christmas as a turkey

And it might be rather shocking!

 

You might not feel so festive

You might think life was tough

If instead of Christmas presents

You got sage n' onion stuffed!