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My Gran



We're having tea and my Gran says


I wonder what you’re going to be when you’re big?


A policeman?


A doctor?


A footballer?




And I say


I ‘m going to be a pirate please.




And she says a pirate?


I hadn’t thought of that.



Is it the flag with its skull and bones?


Is it the treasure chest stuffed with gold ?


Is it the parrot with its Yo-Ho-Ho’s ?



And I say


No, it’s none of those.




It's because




Don't have to eat potatoes.







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